Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Firewall Team


Call Booboos

Hi. I need to speak with John Doe........................................... Not here. He's in jail.
Oh, he's incarcerated?............................................................ Are you deaf?
No, am John. Could you give me his state of execution?


Agent: It's Charm. My name is Charm, C-H-A-R-M. Got it?
.............Oh, let me then spell it again for you:
.............C for Charlie, H for Henry, A for Anna...
Debtor: I thought you said your name was Charm?


Ok. Let me verify your payment.
Is this an active and open credit card?
And when is your expiration date?


Thank you for calling Blogcore. How can I help you?
...Oh you're calling because you received a call from us?
Did you get the caller's name? No?
Oh, so the message is from the mail?
Ahhw I see. So you don't have a voice box?


I'll give you our fax number so you can fax your request.
Once we receive it, I'll fax you back.
So, what would be the convenient time for you to fax each other?